OKAY, I ADMIT IT!
Okay?
I was faking.
Like a schmuck.
All right? I admit it. I'll tell the truth: I didn't know which one was Dean Hurley and which one was Mike Mariano.
All right? I know I'm a shithead! I shoulda just swallowed my pride and asked. But I only ever meet you guys together!
I admit it! Before God and everybody! I shook your hands and made small talk for like five minutes without knowing which one of you was Dean Hurley and which Mike Mariano!
Yes! I'm a bounder. I'm a cad. I'm the worst of libertines. Say your worst, I'll accept it. I bow my head.
But there's no picture on the blog!
Which, sir, is Dean Hurley? And which Mike Mariano?
--SlowLearner
My dear Rosencrantz! And gentle Guildenstern!
This is hilarious, Dean. I had no idea we held this Donna Reed-esque power. Now I'm off to run up massive credit card debt in your name.
Posted by: Mike Mariano | October 21, 2005 at 09:09 AM
Oops:
http://www.playscripts.com/author.php3?authorid=9
Posted by: Mac | October 21, 2005 at 09:21 AM
Wait, I mean Patty Duke. Rats!
If I recall correctly, Mac, you have no picture on the Playscripts site. And as an actor, you were the only cast member of Hail Satan without a headshot on the production board.
Anyway, I'd better log into Playscripts and remove the photographic evidence of my race and gender from the Internet. Then I can achieve my evil dreams of winning the Susan Smith Blackburn Prize and an NAACP Essence Award.
Posted by: Mike Mariano | October 21, 2005 at 10:52 PM